I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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