I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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