Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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