Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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