New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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