i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Bring me that man meat
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
