Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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