ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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