Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Randomize
