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Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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