I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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