I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
pop tarts are not kleenex
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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