its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
