That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
