I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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