Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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