dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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