ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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