I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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