Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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