Kareoke will never be a sober sport
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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