I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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