i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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