what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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