I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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