I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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