no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
