fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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