so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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