Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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