therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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