My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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