Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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