I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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