She said her name was "party"
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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