our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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