have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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