After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
That accounts for only three of the penises
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
