he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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