How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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