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who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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