Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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