Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
