yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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