Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize