...so i touched it.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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