Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I need to align my fucking chakras
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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