You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Dick very happy bro
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
