I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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