They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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