We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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