I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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