All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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