Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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